Yo Momma Battle!

Hier vertellen we alle soorten Yo momma jokes!

Let's Battle!


Yo Momma is zo dik dat ze in de cinema naast iedreen tegelijk zat.

Yo Momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yeah? Well Yo Momma so nasty she clean her pussy with a pool-clening set!

You're going down!


Yo Momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

Niice.

Yo Momma so old her memory is in black n white!

Hey dude,

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!

Lmao.

Ik denk dat ik jouw ondergoed heb, nee wacht, dat is een vuilniszak.

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma is a "Thomas"!

Dam!

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Hahaha..

Yo momma so cross-eyed she walks in circles!

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Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Hehehe..

Yo momma is so growing fat, she eats her weight every day!

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang!

Yo momma so fat, she rides ON the bus!

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower!!

Whahahahahahahaa! Damn nice.

Yo momma so old, she remembers the birth of your grandma!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo Momma' such a groupie, she did ALL the frogs of the Budweiser commercial!

OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGG :p

Yo momma is so smelly, she uses garbage to cover it up!

hey dudes thomas is in the house
Yo momma is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?". <--- for artem

Yo momma is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. <- voor emiel

Geen twee na elkaar Gayana, weet je wat?

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
And you said: "I don't know!"

ey emiel read this !

Yo momma is so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.